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[Aug. 5th, 2005|01:57 am] |
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| | red morning light-kings of leon | ] |
hmm havent updated in a while ¬_¬
adam and rhys are the coolest:) and most stupid people i have met....ever:| and we have graeme to back that up :) dont we ?
1. ur Moronic abbreviation for "your," "you are," or "you're."
1. u Shorthand for the word "you." Commonly used on the internet by those of low intellect, or those who are much to lazy to type a three letter word.
gotta love those guys! |
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[Apr. 3rd, 2005|04:03 pm] |
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"i cant believe you get gay smileys" - monique |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2005|01:05 am] |
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buahaha :| it went freaky :| it did. and yes jemma....it said i whined too :| gay ass LJ |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2005|01:03 am] |
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as stupid as i feel doing this jemma seemed sure it would go mad at me so here goes *posts entry and waits for it to get "faaaaarrrrreeeeeekkeeeeeeeeeh"* :| okay |
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[Mar. 30th, 2005|01:57 am] |
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"fuck my hand, wait no, don't fuck my hand" - me |
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[Mar. 30th, 2005|01:27 am] |
"this is so stupid i cant spell a question mark" - me
"oh no i look like i've peed myself"
"its actually quite nice but it tastes like crap"
"haha i nearly fell down the toilet"
" i typed one word wrong and thats only because when i was typing the u my finger slipped" |
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[Mar. 30th, 2005|01:24 am] |
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"...havent seen any attractive ducks.." "what about kermit? oh fuck no he's not a duck!" |
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[Mar. 30th, 2005|01:20 am] |
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"AAAH SARA HELP.. "WHAT ARE YOU TYING TO WRITE?" "NO!" |
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[Mar. 30th, 2005|12:57 am] |
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| | rockin' | ] |
| [ | music |
| | sara aaahing ¬_¬ "aaaaaah" | ] |
"tell ali that she has a cock in her room, this ball is sticky and that greg and max are out the window" - me
" i would..but i'd get chocolate on your jumper" - me
"i am jesus....ahem.." - jenny
"hi is joe there?"
"fuck off ali ya boot"
"hi its joe, has anyone called for me? "aliiiiii" "
"why do you build me up, buttercup baby"
"import songs on jesus"
"who does she think she is? ghandi?"
"caleb sounds differe- caleb you sound different on the phone" - me "yea he sounds rather tall" laura m
"i'm such a mongo" - david
"natalie looks like caleb dressing up as natalie".. - me
"caleb looks like a yeti"
"haha you can just see samara dancing on top of the well. do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight, ooh, get down tonight " - sara
"it burns" - sara
"he just pushed"
"gads creme eggs are so distgusting..oooh a creme egg yum"
"youre the one that got it up though...aah no i didnt mean it like that!" - sara |
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[Mar. 7th, 2005|10:26 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | hehe | ] |
| [ | music |
| | weezer-california | ] |
heh this one looks fun...
You and 3 friends are going on a cruise, but the ship crashes. You're deserted on an island. First, let's meet you and your friends.
Okay. So, what's your name?: Jade :D
Friend #1 :: Jemma
Friend #2 :: Barbie
Friend #3 :: Haha monique
Who's the most likely to be the 'leader'?: monique
Who's going to be the comic relief?: rebecca or monique....acting like their usual stupid selves ¬_¬
Which friend would probably end up going insane?: jemma....being stuck with me barbie and monique? definatly..
And lastly, which of you plans to kill the others? Barbie...shes evil like that:|
Alrighty. So, now. Let's find out more about the trip.
You brought one item. What was it?: i brought a...gun :O
What did Friend #1 bring?: Food
Friend #2?: barbie? all her accesories? :/
Friend #3?: monique....her glasses.
Do you wish you had anything else?: of course
If so, what?: a boat.
Are you beginning to re-consider your choice of friends?: no...not really :|
What food did you manage to bring, if any?: monique brought erm. rice and pasta and alot of her dads nice cooking ¬_¬.
What will you do for water?: erm a river or stream
And just WHERE do you plan on finding refuge to sleep?: erm :| make a hut from palm trees :) yea..
Trouble Strikes...
There's a body. Who is it?: :O barbies dead????!!
You look around. Someone's whistling. jemma
Someone obviously killed it. Who do you think it was?: Jemma...i always knew she wanted to steal barbies clothes....
You see a wild pig run into the ocean, squealing. What do you do?: run after it and catch it:|
Ok. So you chased the pig, and beat the crap out of it. Why?: i was hungry
Did the pig tell you anything?: heh....anything happens in these quizzes...it tells me that the island really isnt an island :O but a reality show :O......wtf how did barbie die then:|
Now you need to focus. What are you going to do with the body?: the body of the pig? heh i'm gonna eat it:)
You decided, as a group, to bury the body. But now, it's time to sleep.
Who's staying up to keep guard?: we didnt bury the goddamn pig :| we ATE it....duh..jemma keeps guard...if anything dangerous comes rather her than me ¬_¬
How many tents did you bring?: not a single one :( stoopid us
Is everyone sleeping in the tent?: no:| underneath the purdy stas with the palm trees
If not, where is the guard?: standing under a palm tree:|
Well, sorry. No one wants to be guard. You're up.: what? no. *forces jemma up again*
And guess what? Everyone's sleeping. And a gun just went off. Scared?: i'm a girl. what do YOU think. of course i'm scared you moron:|
Do you run and wake the others? Or do you watch for signs of life?: run and wake the others:|
Inevitably, you find a body. Another friend. Which one?: jemma :O... omg!
Damn. Not again? So. You're friends are sleeping... Who did it?: MONIQUE!! who else :| it wasnt ME...
Well. You need to bury the body. Do you tell your other two friends?: what other two friends :( i only have one left :(
Leaning against a tree, you watch until morning. Do you sleep?: of course..i need sleep. you wouldnt want me cranky now would you:|
It's morning. Your friends wake up, wondering where the other one is.
What are you going to do today?: find food :| find help. be rescued.
Do you think you will ever get off this island?: No.
It's a nice day. Are you going to swim or find a way off the island?:swim
Deciding to take advantage of the situation, you, indeed, swim. With who?: myself and monique
While you and your friend are swimming. You hear a scream
Who, or what was it?: monique ! :O a shark got her
Do you keep swimming, or find out who it is?: i swim for my life :O you want me to go see what happens when you get too close to a killer shark?
Regardless of your decision, eventually you go look. Where do you look?: unda da sea ¬_¬
Heading that way, you find another squealing wild pig, and follow it.: oooh swimming pig. wow. these pigs are smart
In front of you, you find a big... hairy... what?: ant
It lunges at you, but you and your friend know you have to follow the pig.: i eat the ant and keep swimming
But now your friend has just been eaten. You're alone. Do you go on?: of course i do:| i'm not expected to wait for the killer shark am i?
Running ahead, you see a light. What color is it?: green
Either way, it's the light of a fire! Who's by the fire?: aargh haha graeme.
You see a bunch of bodies laying around the fire. Is your friend dead?: tch no..my husband would never do such things :O ...but alas yes..my friends are dead
If so, what do you do now?: make a bonfire and make a help signal (i know i know.. i'm smart)
If not, do you take the friend and run, or just run on your own?: why do i need to run? its only graeme.
Rescue?
Finally, when you start to run, something trips you. Where are you?: grr. i'm not running.i'm on a ..ARGH the top of a tree
Staring down at you is a big... what?: :O vulture
He tells you to get up. You do. He pulls out a knife and...: i steal the knife and stab it :O
But, he doesn't. He cuts the root that tripped you. You...: regret stabbing the poor defenseless thing
All your friends are there. Was it a prank?: what the. no it wasnt a prank. just a figment of my overly large imagination
None the less, you're alive. Are you happy?: maybe..maybe not :|
So. Be happy. You lived.: no:| |
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[Mar. 6th, 2005|12:55 am] |
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| | pink floyd-wish you were here | ] |
i must say :|
polly has now been stuck in my head for like 3 days....and i know its a good song..but GO AWAY :|
oh oh ...i think i'll manage to make it go away...pink floyd.
wish you were here gets stuck badly too....so i can chop and change ¬_¬
*changes to pink floyd* :D
okay.
byesibyes all. xx |
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[Mar. 5th, 2005|08:23 pm] |
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| | heh | ] |
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| | nirvana-love buzz | ] |
erk. i forgot it was mothers day tomorrow...i havent got anything..i'll go into town tomorrow and get something :/ although she says she'll be happy if when she wakes up she has a cup of tea waiting for her :| bleh.. headaches gone at least :) and i'm not so hungry anymore :) sicky feelings gone also :) |
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[Mar. 5th, 2005|05:23 pm] |
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| |  bleh.. | ] |
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| | pink floyd- wish you were here | ] |
arrgh..my head feels explosive :( and heavy... oh so heavy :/ i feel sick as well.. bleuch..i've been feeling sick quite alot lately..
ergh.. i got woken up at half 1 today..i had no way near enough sleep... damn people coming to see the house at 2. where the hell is everybody? i've had nobody decent to talk to at all :( except laura :| but shes not decent...just strange and rather wierd...
well i'ma going now :( |
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[Mar. 4th, 2005|10:57 pm] |
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| |  buahaha that face rocks | ] |
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| | nirvana-lounge act | ] |
la la la *runs away from thrusting 2nd years*
*realises that nicky c is pretty flat for being a c cup*
*rubs josh's arm/bicep ¬_¬*
*watches jemms search for " hidden key department*
ha ha *throws rugby ball at ben where it could hurt :O*
*kicks calebs ass*
yes yes....
*asks neds if they know how to spell sphere*
*is surprised when one of them actually starts spelling it...*
okay okay...done for now. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2005|11:40 pm] |
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| |  damn the happy face. | ] |
| [ | music |
| | nirvana-frances farmer will have her revenge on seattle | ] |
bleurgh..*feels crappy* ....*feels crappy some more* *sigh*
i dont know why but me feels quite crap:(
i hate not being able to help people..... (no that WAS the reason i was sad..i dont know about now)
i cant be bothered with school tomorrow...fucking german just now..i mean what is that guy like....*stabs mr/mrs cambell* i know i'm smart..i found his name out afer a couple of weeks ¬_¬
*listens to polly for like the 50th time tonight*
blecuch..it wont go away..i've tried other stuff but it doesnt work... :(
*goes to find paracetamol*
erk. and then heart shaped box :S strange :(
i feel like.........ick :/ sleepy. need food. drink. (water rather)
:( *feels like crying* if i was in a slightly better mood this would be the point where i'd start singing "i'm all alone..there's no one here be-siiiiiiide meee" but i'm not.
so... *feels crap* i know you know already but meh..
my fingers cant be assed moving off the keyboard in order to press update..
hence my stil writing-ness.
okay i can finally be assed to move. *moves*
well night night all. no its not 11:40 it lies..
its actually 11:55
yes yes i know i havebeen sitting on my ass for 15 minutes not even typing the whole tme but bleh.........
bye. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2005|05:46 pm] |
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| |  awww it has a hat/ice | ] |
| [ | music |
| | fall out boy-headphones | ] |
if ONE more person mentions the name ROSS GILFILLAN to me not only will i scream, but the person who mentioned his name will DIE. a slow and VERY painful death.
and just to make things clear.
i am NOT going out with him.
i do NOT fancy him.
i never WILL go out with him.
he does not have "emo punky hair" !
Jeniffer Smith will DIE for starting it all off also. i think the whole of the art department heard her talking about it.... *dreads art*
" oh you should so go out with that guy with the punky hair, he's so cute, and whats his name again?" "i dont fancy him, i wont go out with him he does NOT have punky hair and he is called ross" "ah right well you will go out with him. YOURE GOING OUT WITH ROSS" at which everyone turns round and is like what? jades going out with ross? jade are you going out with ross? no. for fuck sake. i am not:| *screams* i dont even know how anyone ELSE found out about it:|
damn jennifer. damn ross. damn anyone who mentions his name. :(
:O even james was joining in....the little SHIT.
*kills chris jones and chris muir also*
but meh... at least i got chris (jones) to apologise :) go me. i dont like it :( and as sophie says i WOULD be really embarrassed if it got back to him although i will bet ANY amount of money that one person at least will mention it to him on friday at youth club *dies* and knowing him...he'd take it as me fancying him or something strange and crazy like that :| *is sad* although i think i made my point by screaming :| ...people got the message. well good. thats all i shall say just now on the matter :| until tomorrow at which no doubt someone shall be killed by me :|
P.S alison IS a man ¬_¬
P.P.S alison and mr green ARE a couple |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2005|09:32 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  hehe green devil star? | ] |
| [ | music |
| | strangely enough my cat :| shes meowing alot :| | ] |
bleh...i'm last but only because i was being nice and doing everyone elses first :(
¬ My name -
¬ My birthday -
¬ My interest's -
¬ My Crush -
¬ My love -
¬ My Favourite food -
.x.
¬ What do i like -
¬ Can i play an instrument -
¬ Do i smoke -
¬ Do i do drug's -
¬ do i drink -
¬ Do i have a girlfriend -
¬ Do you think i'll get married -
¬ What are my fears -
¬ Who are my best friend's -
.x.
¬ Do i like you -
¬ Do i hate you -
¬ Have we met -
¬ Do you like me -
¬ Do you hate me-
.x.
¬ What are my key features -
¬ What is my music interest -
¬ Me In you're own opinion -
¬ Would you Fuck me -
¬ Would you kiss me -
¬ Would you hug me -
¬ Would you go out with me -
¬ am i attractive -
¬ Nice shoes...wanna fuck -
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¬ What are my favourite bands -
¬ What do you think of my personality -
¬ If i was to die tonight wat would you say or do -
.x. |
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